Study date. ♥
are you feeling it now mr krabs?
I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
The biggest plot twist in the entire pokemon universe will always be
That that’s a hat, not his hair
OH MY GOD
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
3. It’s a metaphor
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end
Friendly reminder that Harley was originally conceived as a female henchman to jump out of a cake because the joker doing it “would look too weird.” They ended up developing her into an awesome character with fascinating backstory, motivation, and relationship to one of the most iconic villains ever created, and had the Joker jump out of the cake anyway. I mention this because Harley is now often thought of as merely eye candy, but anyone who’s seen her in her properly written form knows better.