me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
EA sex tip #58
Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a 15$ DLC.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Milk is not natural.
Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist
i’m imagining him alone in his room with all the lights off, eyes wide open, rocking back and forth on his bed muttering this to himself
No one’s gonna get the reference, I know…
thorin-oakenshield-is-a-asdfghjk:
I am pretty sure Fable creators just went down to Cornwall with a mic and asked people to talk into it
This is likely wildly accurate.
