lordstingray:

hrmphfft:

pumpkinlore:

alex-clover-sam:

fuckyeahlaughters:

ghirahim-the-stalker:

lekristayy:

diannaagronismyhomegirl:

demonseallovesyou:

maleyoda:

How deep was that? Her whole body disappeared.

its the G A T E W A Y  T O  S A T A N S  L A I R

did i reblog this already? i don’t even know. fuck it, here you go.

dead. 

Where. Did. The. Body. GO?!

OMG LMFAO I CAN’T, I’M CRYING, THIS IS SO FUNNY. LMAO I’M SUCH A BAD PERSON HELP

Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the fuck?” while sipping his blood-of-the-innocents martini or…?

It got better omg )) 

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

women, transexuals, Hermaphrodites, intersexuals

ifuckedyoursisterand:

andrewbloodyscott:

larlotus:

Reblog if you think that the girl on the left is as beautiful as the girl on the right. <3

you have no heart if you don’t reblog this

if you do not reblog We Eats It Whole

Shame on you if you don’t reblog. This girl has a beautiful pair of wide crystalline eyes and such pretty lips.

‘Zup, tumblr.?

I saw this. And I didn’t go to my own “prom” due to several reasons…. Now I’ll have my payback. But, before I do stuff myself, immah give the chance to anyone* to ask me first. (Follower or not, it’s all part of the funz).

For those shy, I’ll even take the “likes” in consideration (but not reblogs, for those who’d like to do the same so they can reblog in peace). Of course, extra points if you go to the ask box ;D

*anyone not a minor, i’m no pedo, and female, i’m hetero

pointlesh:

vusdio:

indian elephant

How dare you regulate me to a binary gender system