Weeeee! ;D

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

How to fall in love

Find a complete stranger.

Reveal to each other intimate details about your lives for half an hour.

Then, stare deeply into each other’s eyes without talking for four minutes.

York psychologist, Professor Arthur Arun, has been studying why people fall in love.

He asked his subjects to carry out the above 3 steps and found that many of his couples felt deeply attracted after the 34 minute experiment. Two of his subjects later got married.

Sometimes, science makes me feel uncomfortable.

Seems real: http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/hottopics/love/flirting.shtml

cokeflow:

cliterallysame:

if you’re in a relationship ask yourself these questions

do you see each other

do you touch each other

if you said no to one of those questions sorry not sorry but you’re not in a relationship thank you goodbye

that’s like saying do you see the wind? no, ok then it doesn’t exist

do you see Aids? Ok it doesn’t exist

have you ever been to China? well it must not exist if you haven’t……

There are more types of relationships than sexual relationships, fuck OP.

tea-inthetardis:

bugsinricepudding:

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.

You know how there’s “tumblr girlfriends” and “tumblr boyfriends”?

Why isn’t there “tumblr quadrants”: “tumblr moirails”, “tumblr matesprits”, “tumblr kismesis” and “tumblr auspistices”?

One of the candidates for “Best canon image of Homestuck”

Why I love anime:

Death Note: Justice will prevail, no matter what. 
Vampire Knight: I can keep smiling because I want you to smile too
Kuroshitsuji: If you're  crying, fight against it! If you're regretting, walk forward!
Code Geass: You’re not alone. We are partners. If you are a witch, then I am a warlock.
Soul Eater: I do not deny evil, nor do I believe that any human is completely free of malice. Everything must be in balance. As long as evil and good maintain an equilibrium in this world there is no problem. 
Ouran High School Host Club: Besides, it doesn't really matter, does it? Why should I care about appearances and labels anyway. It's what's on the inside that counts.
Fullmetal Alchemist: There’s no such thing as a painless lesson; it just doesn't exist.  Sacrifices are necessary. You can’t gain anything without losing something first. Although, if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you’ll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah, a heart made fullmetal.
Pokemon: The circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant, but it’s what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Mirai Nikki: We are all a little crazy, but that doesn't mean we aren't capable of loving. 
Madoka Magica: Suffering. 
D.Gray-man: Never stop, always keep walking.
Gintama: If you have time to fantasise about your beautiful death then why not just live beautifully til' the end?

dot7310:

littleballofpunk:

cityofstarlight:

thegirlwhosouffledtwice:

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professorbel:

thebattlefrontier:

there. now kiss.

ok how long until fanart

now

Have you ever met someone

And theyre so fucking perfect in every way.

And maybe they arent perfect to everybody, but to you theyre just absolutely amazing.

The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.