“Do you have protection?” *i place my shiny charizard on the nightstand* “no one will be buggin us babe”
I HOPE YOU LIKE DRAGONS BECAUSE I’LL BE DRAGON MY BALLS ACROSS YOUR FACE TOIGNGHT
if ur ever sexting just send them this gif
Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a 15$ DLC.
Guys, do we really want the fluffy chicken to be tumblr’s mascot?
Are you convincing or dissuading? Cuz you just convinced me.