Weeeee! ;D

You know how there’s “tumblr girlfriends” and “tumblr boyfriends”?

Why isn’t there “tumblr quadrants”: “tumblr moirails”, “tumblr matesprits”, “tumblr kismesis” and “tumblr auspistices”?

Girlfriend Application

I feel scientifically curious, so I’m sending out an application for who ever wants to be my girlfriend. For Social Research purposes

Full name:

Age:

Race:

Eye color:

Hair color:

Interest:

Hobby:

Looks for in a guy:

Longest relationship:

Goals:

Level of freaky-ness on scale of (1-10)

Rate me (1-10)

Were you once a man, check answer: [yes] [no]

Bra Size:

{insert picture here}

Someone be my tumblr girlfriend

Message, but even likes will be at least checked. No under 18 girls, I’m 21.

Just do it!

efaj:

This Valentine, will you be my Player 2?
I saw this a while ago, but with Wii controls, so I made this up! Perfect for all the retro gamers!

 Yeah, I’m reblogging myself without it being a reblog of someone who reblogged me… SCREW THE RULES I HAVE AN AFRO.
 I decided to reuse this image to announce the one time unique opportunity of being my tumblr girlfriend. It’ll be awesome , just like the awesome face… and if you’re keeping up with all the references in this message and it’s tag… GREAT! you are one step closer to being THE CHOSEN ONE.
And don’t worry! All applications are and will be kept private! 
 Must be 18+ for I’m no 

efaj:

This Valentine, will you be my Player 2?

I saw this a while ago, but with Wii controls, so I made this up! Perfect for all the retro gamers!

 Yeah, I’m reblogging myself without it being a reblog of someone who reblogged me… SCREW THE RULES I HAVE AN AFRO.

 I decided to reuse this image to announce the one time unique opportunity of being my tumblr girlfriend. It’ll be awesome , just like the awesome face… and if you’re keeping up with all the references in this message and it’s tag… GREAT! you are one step closer to being THE CHOSEN ONE.

And don’t worry! All applications are and will be kept private! 

 Must be 18+ for I’m no